{ the sweetest bee makes the thickest honey. }

Sebastian Ischer
You don't want to fool around, or have sex, or do anything sexual at all?

Remember kissing her stomach? There?s soft, invisible hair, right above her underwear.

Semen Shitwick
We all have considered suicide at one time or another and planned writing our final message to the world. As Semen S., investigator with the homicide department of the SFPD knows, suicide notes can be as mundane as a shopping list or as poetic as anything by Walt Whitman. Here we will feature notes that Mr. S. collected during his years of service.