{ the sweetest bee makes the thickest honey. }

Calvin Zuegma
Calvin Zuegma is hit by a car and tossed onto the pavement. A pizza with anchovies falls out of the back of his head, and paramedics hold his senior thesis for ransom. He vomits in his underwear while a woman makes a perfect bow with the help of a miraculous invention. Finally he learns to love the human spirit on satellite tv.

Stephen Smith
The story on this book broke three months ago. Still, nobody seems to care much about The New Puritans and their manifesto, likely because they never bothered to release it in america. And there's also this whole bit about spontaneous human combustion that is a hold-over from when things were weird.? Blurb by the author.