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Calvin Zuegma


Issue 2
Calvin Zuegma is hit by a car and tossed onto the pavement. A pizza with anchovies falls out of the back of his head, and paramedics hold his senior thesis for ransom. He vomits in his underwear while a woman makes a perfect bow with the help of a miraculous invention. Finally he learns to love the human spirit on satellite tv.